More philosophy light-bulb jokes

The fall semester starts in two weeks (at my institution, at least). It’s time to replenish the stock of philosophy light-bulb jokes. To get things started, here are two:

 

(1) How many Rawlsians does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two. One to secure the light-bulb from the original position and one to place it behind a veil of ignorance.

(2) How many zombies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None. Zombies have no idea what it is like to change light-bulbs.

 

Feel free to add your own jokes in the comments below.

I wish everyone a successful semester.

Comments

[Alex]

I like those two:

- How many decision theorists does it take to change a light bulb? Nobody knows, you can't draw a decision matrix in the dark.

- How many speech act theorists does it take to change a light-bulb? Wait, do you really want to know or are you asking me to change it?

[Moti Mizrahi]

Good ones, Alex. Thanks!